A traveller pulls into a hotel
midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk
fills out the
paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous
blonde sitting in the
lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he
disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the girl on
"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk.
need a double room for the night."
he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be
"What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk.
been here one night!"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has
been here for three